I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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