Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it glows. i had to have it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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