I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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