my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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