i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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