it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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