I'm going to jail i love you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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