omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Randomize
