The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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