You work out of a Hotel?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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