i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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