Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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