Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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