Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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