I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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