what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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