i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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