he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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