Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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