I forgot how hot balto sounded
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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