Can i not drive my cunt home
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm really busy with my period
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