he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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