i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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