You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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