these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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