i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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