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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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