if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
worst night to have a conscience
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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