I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found your dick twin last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Alive.
So much puke
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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