So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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