I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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