She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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