so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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