All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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