Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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