I will die if light touches me.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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