Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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