It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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