btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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