Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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