i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Girls should come with a carfax report
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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