How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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