the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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