She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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