she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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