it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
