She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I cut my penus on the lid.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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