I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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