Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
