You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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