Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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