My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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