and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
