found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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